The Large Papa's Sausage Is Back, Only 11$

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06/12/2015 at 13:00 • Filed to: None

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It’s a father’s day special, won’t last, don’t miss it.

I need a pizza, tonight’s will be a pizza night.

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DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Margin Of Error
06/12/2015 at 13:06

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I’d eat it.


Kinja'd!!! Margin Of Error > For Sweden
06/12/2015 at 13:08

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Who wouldn’t


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Margin Of Error
06/12/2015 at 13:09

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bad people that’s who

also jews jews would not eat this


Kinja'd!!! Margin Of Error > For Sweden
06/12/2015 at 13:13

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Weird, it’s sausage, not pork.

Anyway, I won’t let religion drive my belly, that’s why I converted to Pastafarianism.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > Margin Of Error
06/12/2015 at 13:13

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For those in the U.K. (and it not being Fathers Day for another nine days) here’s a buy one get one free code. AAFREEREAD02.


Kinja'd!!! Margin Of Error > Svend
06/12/2015 at 13:16

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That’s very nice of you, thanks on behalf of the people of England.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Margin Of Error
06/12/2015 at 13:19

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Is it wrong that I read that headline as “Papa’s Large Sausage?”


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Margin Of Error
06/12/2015 at 13:20

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Unfortunately, PJ’s pizza is terrible. However, pizza is like sex: even when it’s bad, it’s still pretty good.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > Margin Of Error
06/12/2015 at 13:21

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I’m a Brit myself. I’m a ‘northern monkey’.


Kinja'd!!! Margin Of Error > ttyymmnn
06/12/2015 at 13:21

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As you mentioned earlier, pizza is like sex.

I’m not here to judge.


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > For Sweden
06/12/2015 at 14:16

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I am Jewish. I eat pork.

Jews who keep kosher would not eat it.


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > Margin Of Error
06/12/2015 at 14:16

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Even if this sausage were made from kosher beef (which it most likely is not), the pizza would not be kosher because kosher forbids eating meat and dairy together in the same meal.


Kinja'd!!! Margin Of Error > Textured Soy Protein
06/12/2015 at 14:30

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That’s very sad, it means some may never enjoy the goodness of a Mac and cheese with hot-dog sausage in it.